Oops! HerpesOuted on Facebook

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Here’s a nickel’s worth of free 411: when ZoeYang asks you to join her Herpes Support Group on Facebook, BE SURE THE GROUP IS PRIVATE!

That’s what these poor fools are learning today, after they realized that dummy Zoe had unwittingly kept her “Herpes? No Biggie, Me Too!”-page accessible to the public.

Eunji Choi (Bank of Korea), Tonje Norheim (Columbia Business School), Yumna Cheema, Katie Kuo (Columbia Business School), Katie Vila (Columbia Business School), Artemis Persephone Ma’at, Lillian Lilz, Kelly Ann Vila, Doren Woyle (Marshall University), Ariel Williams (New York), Sonie Guseh (Columbia Business School), Rob Prior (Brooklyn), Jessica Hollins (Columbia Business School), Courtnee Booker (San Diego State University), Piotr Bielaczyc, Amanda Scuglia (Altos de Chavon/La Escuela de Diseño), Janelle Grace, Ritchy Philoctete, Dilber Mutlu, Michael Fraser (Columbia Business School)
Remy Agamy, Kamilah Willingham, Ipseeta Aruni (Columbia Business School), Gabriele Massari (MBA Columbia Business School),  Johnny Yaacoub (Columbia Business School), Deborah Li (Columbia), Malik Knox (Baltimore, Maryland)
Lillian Zheng (Co-Founder/Owner at Emmajoy), Aparajita Singh (Columbia Business School), Hailie Hayoung Seohyun Joo, Siddharth Bangar (Harvard University), Moiz M Valji (Columbia Business School), Chantelle Williams (Pitzer College)
Jichuan Luo (Columbia University), Christian Garland (Somerville, Massachusetts), Michael Fraser (Columbia Business School), Natalie SeungYon Han (Columbia Business School)
Lara Slotnick (Penn State), Maddie Seibert

(Hilariously, its not the first time Ms. Yang fucked up with private information: she got herself shitcanned a few years back after her nude pics and explicit sex blog flooded the internet.)

What funny shiiit’s going down @ Columbia U?

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A New Year’s Roundup of News

 

  • A Princeton graduate has been indicted for his father’s murder. Thomas Gilbert, P’09, allegedly killed his father, who was the founder of a hedge fund, by staging a suicide while his mother was out of the apartment (he got her to leave by asking her to buy him a sandwich). Gothamist claims that Gilbert Jr. – a 30 year old man – was provoked by a cut in his allowance from $600 to $400 a month.
  • The complaint filed by 23 Columbia and Barnard students back in April has finally been answered: Columbia University is officially under investigation for violations of Title IX and Title II. The lesser-known federal Title II deals with cases of discrimination based on ability, while 2014′s buzzword Title IX addresses equal treatment in regards to gender. Barnard College is under a separate Title IX investigation.
  • If you thought Dartmouth has been suspiciously quiet of embarrassing scandals lately, think again. 64 Dartmouth students have been charged with cheating in – get this – an Ethics class. Most of them will be suspended for a semester. More specifically, the class was a “sports ethics course targeted at student athletes struggling with academics.” We are sunbathing in the irony.